The Experiment

The study failed due the experimenter's inability to remain an independent observer. This problem should have been noted and addressed prior to design and launch of said study, which was doomed to failure even before it was conceived. Her dependence on the faciliities for maintaining her own personal hygiene led to a breakdown in observations at approximately 11pm this evening, when she was supposed to be preparing for bed. Unfortunately, the result is that we will never know exactly how long it would have taken for another party to clean the washroom.